Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Dollar Works
Standing on the edge of the precipice with only my shirt tails dangling from my crossbow which lay at an awkward angle from the wagon, I realized that Dave walker was right-"Never eat before you go swimming"
Pink flours of the moon
Oh, I'd say about a month ago I started having dreams. Not your ordinary dreams, but the kind Dave walker dollarworks was used to. I couldn't figure out the problem, so I decided to get some professional help.
Eventually I went to see a shrink, here's what he said:
"Dave, I think you've got moron's disease". I said, "what, are you joking"? He said, "Well, you sleep during the day, you eat five candybars for breakfast lunch and dinner, and you smoke 5 packs a day. I would say that's classic moron."
After suing him for all he was worth, I bumped up my smoking to 6 packs a day, and I'm writing this from my hospital bed in the Florida Keyes where I am now retired due to the asthma attacks, and the huge settlement I got from the human rights activist committee I chaired for a short while in December.
Eventually I went to see a shrink, here's what he said:
"Dave, I think you've got moron's disease". I said, "what, are you joking"? He said, "Well, you sleep during the day, you eat five candybars for breakfast lunch and dinner, and you smoke 5 packs a day. I would say that's classic moron."
After suing him for all he was worth, I bumped up my smoking to 6 packs a day, and I'm writing this from my hospital bed in the Florida Keyes where I am now retired due to the asthma attacks, and the huge settlement I got from the human rights activist committee I chaired for a short while in December.
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