tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13953874758445570892011-04-21T18:47:24.723-07:00Dave Walker, the texas dragon, used to own dollarworks, a dragon lair filled with jellybeans and lollipops.YUMMYTORKnoreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1395387475844557089.post-7315025138875650382008-01-30T06:55:00.000-08:002008-01-30T06:56:45.287-08:00Standing on the edge of the precipice with only my shirt tails dangling from my crossbow which lay at an awkward angle from the wagon, I realized that Dave walker was right-"Never eat before you go swimming"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1395387475844557089-731502513887565038?l=davidwalker-dollarworks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>YUMMYTORKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1395387475844557089.post-53213157907857382192008-01-30T06:53:00.000-08:002008-01-30T11:42:37.217-08:00<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZbbxA8a_M_s&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZbbxA8a_M_s&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1395387475844557089-5321315790785738219?l=davidwalker-dollarworks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>YUMMYTORKnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1395387475844557089.post-53817840595041364622008-01-30T06:47:00.000-08:002008-01-30T06:52:47.515-08:00Oh, I'd say about a month ago I started having dreams. Not your ordinary dreams, but the kind Dave walker dollarworks was used to. I couldn't figure out the problem, so I decided to get some professional help. <br /><br />Eventually I went to see a shrink, here's what he said:<br />"Dave, I think you've got moron's disease". I said, "what, are you joking"? He said, "Well, you sleep during the day, you eat five candybars for breakfast lunch and dinner, and you smoke 5 packs a day. I would say that's classic moron."<br /><br />After suing him for all he was worth, I bumped up my smoking to 6 packs a day, and I'm writing this from my hospital bed in the Florida Keyes where I am now retired due to the asthma attacks, and the huge settlement I got from the human rights activist committee I chaired for a short while in December.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1395387475844557089-5381784059504136462?l=davidwalker-dollarworks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>YUMMYTORKnoreply@blogger.com0